What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Tell him I can't see him.
Which hot drink loves golf?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's the most determined bird?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?