What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?