What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Low battery.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why are cars magic?
Surprise!!!!
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Where do hamsters come from?