Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?