Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why do bees buzz?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?