Which plant has the best roar?
A dandelion.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What's the scariest letter?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?