What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
When does a horse talk?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?