Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do trees hate going to school?
How do bees get to school?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What type of car do planets buy?
What school subject really rocks?
What sport is always getting in trouble?