What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?