Why is summer always sad?
It has June gloom.
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which president loved to take baths?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Where do hamsters come from?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's the loudest Christmas song?