Why is summer always sad?
It has June gloom.
What is the coolest country?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What school subject really rocks?
What did summer say to spring?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?