What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
My throat is a pony.
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did the paper say to the pencil?