What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
My throat is a pony.
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call an insincere horse?