Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What is the definition of Robin?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How is cat food sold?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?