What season begins with a thud?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
