What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do insects learn at school?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do bees say in the summer?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why can't you trust a pig?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What kind of books do boats write?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?