What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call an old snowman?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How does a cow do math?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?