What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Which plant has the best roar?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?