What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why can't you trust a pig?