What do math teachers eat?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What stories are told by basketball players?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why are fish such good architects?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?