Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What bee is good for your health?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the frog starve?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?