What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why was the math book sad?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What is a table you can eat?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
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What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?