How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?