Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?