What do you call a sad latte?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?