Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What's the holiest insect?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?