Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Where does water do all its banking?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Where do termites go camping?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call a famous turtle?