What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where do colds go on vacation?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why do cats love to work?
Why was the musician arrested?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?