Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What is another name for a cow?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why do kids love theater classes?