What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
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What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?