Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Where was Noah born?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
How does a cow do math?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?