What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
A tooth pic.
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do elves learn in school?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Where do hamsters come from?