What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What animal has the most fun?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?