What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
A tooth pic.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Which president loved to take baths?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What vegetables make the best music?
When do cows get tired?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?