How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What is the definition of Robin?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the painter say to the wall?