My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?