Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What sports are both plant-based?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?