What's the loudest Christmas song?
Jingle Bells.
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What food is a man's best friend?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's black and white and goes around and around?