What's the loudest Christmas song?
Jingle Bells.
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Where do birds go to drink?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where do ants go to eat?