What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why did the frog starve?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?