Why did spring break up with winter?
It was tired of getting the cold shoulder.
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What's the politest month?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What bee is good for your health?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?