Why did spring break up with winter?
It was tired of getting the cold shoulder.
How can you farm during the winter?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do bees chew?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What is the quickest button on a radio?