What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What day never takes itself seriously?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.