Why did spring break up with winter?
It was tired of getting the cold shoulder.
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why are the mountains so tired?
How do you organize a space party?
What do fish do at parades?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?