Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What shape has a knighthood?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What is the color of the wind?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?