Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What nationality are most fish?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why is spring the oddest season?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?