Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What animal knows kung fu?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How do you get straight A's?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?