What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A pie-thon!
Why was the cow afraid?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?