Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a small mom?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Bears love exotic cars.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?