Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's black and white and red all over?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a dog in space?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's a bee's favorite novel?