What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A pie-thon!
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why are frogs always happy?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why is a computer so smart?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Which dog belongs in a band?