What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What words make the best athletes?