What says: oom oom oom?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why are frogs always so happy?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do horses say to greet each other?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?