What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do bees chew?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?