What did the horse say when it collapsed?
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What was the first animal in space?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?