Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Where do stars go to college?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's the noisiest food?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you call a singing rodent?