What makes music in your hair?
A headband.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?