What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?