What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why was the cow afraid?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?