What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What animal styles their hair every day?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
How are mountains able to see?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?