What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
How do you care for a sick bird?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Are baby skunks cute?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?