What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
What bee is good for your health?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What bird is always sad?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?