Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What sports are both plant-based?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?