Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
What fairy loves to count?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?