Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What table can you never sit at?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What country has the most fish?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?