Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?