Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you find at the end of everything?