Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What school subject really rocks?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?