Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?