Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
How long do chickens work?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call a very small Valentine?