Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
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Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?