Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What is a robot's favorite snack?