Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
She stole his heart.
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What farm animal is best at karate?
How did the toad die?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?