Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
She stole his heart.
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's black and white and red all over?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?