What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's the politest month?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the cat so small?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?