Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
She stole his heart.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What is the smallest lion?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the confused bee say?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
How do frogs get to work?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?