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What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call an old snowman?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?