What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Libertea.
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do insects learn at school?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Which family member has tusks?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?