Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?