Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?