What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Ape-rons!
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?