What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?