What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Take steps to avoid them.
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why are goats so funny?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?