Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why are grandkids so great?
What bird is losing its hair?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Which fly makes films?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What birds make average students?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?