What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
I feel like a million bucks!
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?