Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why was the horse so happy?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What type of car do planets buy?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?