If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a hairless poodle?