Why are bakers paid so much money?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?