What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
A spaaaaaaaaa day.
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
We had a discussion about roses.
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?