What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Where do stars go to college?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why are cowboys always religious?