How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
