What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
How do you wash a lamb?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What kind of bird can write?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?