What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
A T-shirt.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did spring break up with winter?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What makes music in your hair?
What is the coolest country?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?