Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Which insect is the smartest?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?