Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why are cars magic?
What did the bee say to the flower?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?