Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Where do surfers go to school?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?