Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why is the beach so confident?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?