Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?