Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Where does laundry go to college?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Which plant has the best roar?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why do librarians never make plans?
How do you wash a lamb?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What sport are eggs the best at?