Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why was the cat so small?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?