Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What shape is bad at driving?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What siblings are always sad?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
How long do chickens work?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why are skeletons so calm?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?