What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?