What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What is the color of the wind?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?