Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why can't you trust a pig?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What food is a man's best friend?