What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What fish sings the best?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?