How do you measure a millennial?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?