Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did you learn in school today, son?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?