What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why is money so stubborn?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?