What's a henway?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why was the fish so smart?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?