Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?