How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why do all the planets get along?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?