Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why are turtles so shy?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?