What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do cows like to dance to?
What kind of books do boats write?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?