Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
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Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why are all priests fit?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?