Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.
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Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did the painter say to the wall?