Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Where does water do all its banking?
What's a henway?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What might you call waking up in the morning?