Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
They have good jeans.
What do bees say in the summer?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why are cars magic?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?