What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Which insect is the smartest?
We had a discussion about roses.
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What color are all the books in the library?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?