Why did the bunnies go on strike?
They wanted better celery.
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call a sad latte?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Which cats love to be petted?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What's the friendliest national park?