What school subject really rocks?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's the most masculine animal?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why do elephants have trunks?