What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do Scottish toads play?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?