Why did the mare gain weight?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Bears love exotic cars.
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
How do you arrest a pig?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?